You can't special order awesome
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
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