then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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