Me too!
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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