I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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