In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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