YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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