If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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