Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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