white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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