I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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