So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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