If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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