she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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