I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Be still, my beating vagina.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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