it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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