Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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