Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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