i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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