Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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