What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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