The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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