How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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