So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
im holly from the hills drunk
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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