I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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