sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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