She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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