Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
