Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Randomize
