i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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