508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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