Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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