On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm really busy with my period
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