For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
