her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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