before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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