he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
bring money and cleavage
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
My vagina just recognized that song.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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