So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
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