Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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