How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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