What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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