You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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