hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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