i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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