Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
im six kinds of drunk right now
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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