I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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