Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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