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ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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