I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
how can u be prego again
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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