Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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