My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
