Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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