woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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