he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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