I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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