um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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