I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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