Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
