I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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