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(816): View more from Missouri

I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless

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(760): View more from California

Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.

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(310): View more from California

Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me

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(319): View more from Iowa

You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me

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(510): View more from California

I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.

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(+61): View more from Australia

i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with

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