The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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